Am I sexier than a MacBook?

I am well aware of how strange this post’s title is. I was literally asked this question today.

While casually striking up a conversation with a cute guy who works at the gym (I’m a girl, I can’t help that I’m attracted to the muscle). So we start talking about MacBooks and he says his MacBook is sexy. So I say, no way my MacBook is way sexier. He then proceeds to ask me if my MacBook is sexier then I am. I was speechless for about two seconds, then told him that I was way sexier.

This strange, random exchange got me thinking about pick up lines. I personally am a HUGE fan! The cheesier they are the better! I especially love the ones that have geeky undertones. Here is a list of the top ten best ones in my book:

1. My name may not me Luna but I know how to Lovegood!
2. You don’t have to say Luminous to turn me on!
3. Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you are drop dead gorgeous!
4. I’m just like Oliver Wood baby! I’m a keeper!
5. I would like to take you out for texting and scones
6. Are you a weeping angel? Because I could stare at you all day
7. You’re so hot that your giving me a torchwood
8. You make my centurion stand at attention
9. Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly solo
10. Leia’s buns don’t have anything on yours, baby

I was literally cracking up as I typed these. Most girls worth having would crack up at something like this so enjoy and use them next time your trying to pick up a geek 🙂

J.

First Dates

Awkward right? I know, but I have one on tomorrow and I couldn’t be more excited about it! As I mentally and physically (girls take a lot of grooming you know) preparing myself, I can’t help but look back on the few (very few) other first dates I have had. Just did the math and I’ve had four. Geeze I am a hermit, most people my age seem to be going out all the time. Welp, here goes my dating history, I hope you enjoy the comedy of it as much as I do.

B came first. I was a sophomore in high school and he was my first real date. Handsome, muscular, a football player, dumber than a box of rocks, with the personality of a piece of cardboard. I was so excited and couldn’t wait (I was dumb and impressionable). We had our mom’s drop us off at the local movie theater. We sit down and do the awkward arm rest debacle (do we share it, does he take it, do I take it? It is anyone’s guess). Half way though the movie he puts his hands on my crotch and tries to unzip my pants! (I was in total shock people, because unlike most people my age, I am a virgin). I politely told him that we were not going to go there and to remove his hand, which he did. He also apologized like crazy and was obviously mortified. What a way to start off my dating career right? Yikes…

Next came L. L was a country boy (those are never in short supply in WV) who had the pick up truck with the lift kit. We also went to the movies (It is West Virginia people, not a whole lot of things to do). Wasn’t a bad date, He held my hand in the movie and we quietly talked almost the entire movie. A great improvement from B.

Then came E. Oh E, bless his little socially awkward self. E was a guy I worked with at the Big K who did MMA fighting on the side (its true, I couldn’t make these things up if I wanted to people). We went to dinner at a local restaurant. He was so nervous about making a good impression that he stuttered though out the entire date. Wasn’t so bad that I didn’t give him a second chance though, we went out for 6 months.

And finally we have C. C is the guy that everyone loves. Sweet, loyal and the guy you just can’t help but to like. Kind of like that sweet stray dog that wanders into your yard that you take in. We went to a mexican restaurant and stayed for at least 3 hours. Sometimes you just click with people, and he was someone that I just clicked with. Of course he got a second date and we went out for 6 months and broke up pretty recently.

Well, that is the history of my first dates. I will be adding M to that list soon enough to see how he measures up.

 

J.

An Introduction of Sorts….

Hello fellow bloggers!

This is my first time into the blog-o-sphere, so please bear with me while i get the hang of this. I decided to start this blog and remain anonymous for three reasons. First, I wanted to share my ideas with the world and not feel restrained by the fact that someone knows who I am. Second, I love to write and I figured this would be a good outlet for me to develop my skills. And Third, I wanted to show the world (even if no one ever reads this, at least I tried) that people from West Virginia are not Hillbillies, Rednecks, or Any of the other misconceived notions that people from other areas hold about people from West Virginia.

I hope that someone out there reads this blog and can relate to my feelings and what I am going through. Since I am anonymous, I figure I need to give you readers a little background on who I am. I am currently a full time student at a university in West Virginia, and I’ve lived in the state my entire life. I work two jobs (Yes, two. I am a very busy person). I wait tables and I work for the university that I go to. I am a self proclaimed dork. I love all things Doctor Who (Its DOCTOR, no Dr.), Harry Potter, and Sherlock. Actually, I’m pretty sure I was meant to be born in the UK because I love everything British.

Welp thats all I’m going to tell you all for now, I figure we will get to know each other along the way. Ill probably post later about my musings on the day.